Walking around in sneakers is for lesbians. So I'm in them on a toilet instead.

So some of you specials out there know that I got the Reebok Easytones and MAN have you been ON me to blog about them. So here they are. No, Kim Kardashian did not send them to me. I bought them on my very on. So love it, hug it, sex it, whatever you weirdo. OK....I need to back up. My college friend/sorority sister/winnie the pooh hater/weasel lover bought these and sent me her before and after pictures of her thighs and ass after using the Easytones for a few months and I almost died on the spot. See here. I'm not kidding, go to that link it's worth it.

So my main concern was if I could run on the treadmill in these badboys or not. I don't walk around the town in sneakers. That is for lesbians. But I do wear the sneaks when I'm up in the gym working on my fitness. So if these could do double duty and work my ass and thighs even harder, why wouldn't I buck up for them? So of course I did.

First the pictures. Warning, they are kind of old lady. Guess how much I don't care. Guess how much I'll send you 300 pictures of my hot ass and thighs when you tell me they are old lady. So much.

I mean whatever, they are ok. I usually don't wear sneaks for life but I MAY do that more because these should make me hotter so that's cool with me. The last pictures showcases the balance ball technology. This is where the hotness is at. I have it on good authority that this shit WORKS. They say it's like walking in sand. A separate friend said she walked the dog in these and came home and was hurting.

Now, I'll be honest. I ran on the treadmill in these. I didn't fall off so that was good. BUT I wasn't sore and I totally wanted to be. I was like KIND of sore. And I'm half sure that that was because I sat in a really hard office chair for 3 hours. As a side note, the chair also makes the MODG house poop (SARAH).  But I think if maybe I walked at the mall in them for a good 3 hours I may be sore. You can feel the bit of off centeredness in them, but it's not insane where you're like, I'M GONNA FALL. You're fine, calm down.

There you go. That's the hotness you've been waiting for, my toilet. Again, they are no tranny Kim shoes but they'll do. So the details behind them are as follows. They are hard to find, seriously. Obviously this made me want them more. I scoured a billion online retailers and finally got them here (Reebok Easy Tone Go Outsides) which was weird and shady... kind of.  And I think they are even sold out now. So good luck if you want them. They are about 100 dollars which for good running shoes is about standard.

My biggest concern was IF I could actually run in them and not just stand around doing 80's leg lifts. And yes, you can run in them perfectly fine. I'm considering doing some sort of before and after like Jamie did but I'm probably not doing that as I have no interest in showing you all my ass. I also really like fried chocolate so I want to eat that instead of taking thigh pics for you. Sorrs.

Now let's get real with each other. If you sit on your dumb ass all day, your chair ass won't get awesomer. You have to like walk and do stuff. If you walk a lot, that alone will help your fatness. But these just give you that extra oompf.

I will update you in like a month and let you know how hot I am.

Let me know if you have these, want these or are jealous. All are good responses.

Sparkles Sneaks, MODG

PS. Don't call them "Tennis Shoes". This is the internet, not Pittsburgh. Thanks.

**Update**

You can visit this site to design your own. They are a little more pricey here but at least you can find them and they won't be old lady gold.