As I mentioned before nothing and I mean nothing is on my best friend tv and it’s buddy dvr. They also think they are in 3rd grade and have taken like a month off. Not ok. Last night I watched The Haunting of Sorority Row on the Lifetime Movie Network, starring Leighton Meister. Life changing.
I spent 3 hours yesterday researching Kim Kardashian’s makeup choices and routine. Not really because I think it’s all great in the face, but because I’m interested in how many products it takes to make a human look like a spooky doll. If you’re curious it’s 94 dollars at Sephora, 203 at Mac and 70 dollars at Neimans. The 70 is for one tube of concealer. That’s the real spookdoll secret. Inquire for more details. No, I didn’t buy any of it. B says NO SPENDING MONEY. I hate when he says that.
My new blog friend (calm down Sarah you’re still my #1) Nicole was just mentioned in Marie Claire and won like 6 awards on some award thing she probably made up. Do you know how jealous I am? I immediately wrote her a rude email like, ok you think you’re so great, answer ALL of my questions right now so I can also be that great. Whatever. I’m not jealous. I’m just really jealous. PS If you’re not reading her blog you’re not smart even a little.
I’ve changed my facebook profile picture maybe 30 times. And that’s just yesterday. It’s hard to find that picture that says, I’m really hot, but I’m not trying so hard to be hot and also I’m so funny that I don’t take my hotness that seriously. You can’t really tell if you’ve accomplished this until it creates the smaller icon. Usually that makes me look all wonk in the face so I change it. Again and again. And again. And then Sarah calls me out. Whatever.
Also I owe you all some answers to stuff:
Camera: Went with the Nikon D5000. No we’re not rich I had to make a serious choice. I’ll tell you more about that tomorrow
Breakfast: I made boozy French Toast from Smitten Kitchen which one of you recommended. I know I said I wanted eggs. I lied.
Suri: I saw her at the flower market in a sleeveless dress hiding a concealed weapon behind her back. Bitch don't NEED sleeves.
Bangs: I did NOT cut them myself (but I’m going to)
59 comments:
holy hell that french toast sounds good!! delish! i only glanced over the list of stuff she uses on her face. any clue what she uses on her hair? her hair makes me so damn jealous!!
Man that is some kind of funny! Spooky Doll Face! lol...
Shane
did you know i nominated you for nicoles shout out a while back? go there. scope out her shout out page. see my comment b/c i think you are awesomepants.
I watched that same movie last night. Nice. Must go check out this Nicole you speak of...
Ha ha!!! Spooky doll...Your friggin silly girl!!! I wish I had that kind of money to spend to make myself look like a pretty monkey doll!!! Anywho Happy New Year!!
Last night I watched The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement on the Disney Channel. Where the hell is normal TV?
PS I also once watched the Haunting of Sorority Row...yea that was a good one.
Spooky Doll face...you are crazy girl! That's just too much $ and time for a make-up routine. She's gorgeous and looks great but I could never do that on a daily basis.
Happy New Year!
kim DOES pack that stuff on. and she is always wearing a ton of makeup - a TON! thats way too much freaking money to spend on makeup. glad im not famous :)
Ha ha ha... Spooky doll I love it! I recently saw a picture of her in US Weekly without makeup...... and she looks horrible, not that I am one to judge.. because I look horrible without make too!
I wish I was still on Holiday Vacation too! =(
I was just looking at a pictorial of the decades fashion trends (they had stuff like Uggs and guyliner etc) and the last one was Suri. Supposedly she's the fashion trend indicator of the future. I already knew this because of your blog.
Best description ever = spooky doll
awesome
I want to buy her makeup and use it, cause I think she's hot. There I said it. I'm not scared of the backlash that's going to hit me.
I'm pissed with this new friend bullshit. And you stole my topic for today.
i've spent at least $500 at the MAC counter and somehow i still end up looking like shiz. perhaps b/c i haven't gotten around to putting any of it on...
Mmm, French toast. And I would like to take all moola for make-up and save it for a plane ticket haha. Spending $75 for a tube of concealer just blows my mind. And I'm the same way with my Facebook profile picture haha :)
You have got to be one of the coolest, funniest -and hottest I'm sure-chicks on the blog planet.
spooky doll...
i seriously feel like time is standing still. kind of wish that avatar movie was real. i could entertain myself on that planet for at least a week.
Wow! That's quite a bank roll to look like a Kardashian.
Seriously? $70 for concealer? That shit better conceal your cottage cheese thighs too!
I'm at "work" right now and I'm basically the only one.
This does not, however, mean I'm doing anything. Quite the opposite.
I'm mostly just scouring the halls, checking to see if anyone else has brought in cookies or other desserts for the stragglers.
And that's a negative.
I would have guessed it took a lot to make up the Kardashian Girls but not THAT much! WOW!
I'm excited to hear about the camera - I'm in search of a good camera.
That is so ridiculous!! What happened to natural beauty? I wonder what she looks like with no make-up
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This is why I never change my Facebook picture. TOO MUCH ANXIETY. Please come to SF rightthissecond so we can have a casual yet hot yet casual yet hot photo shoot.
Thanks for answering all those questions. I wonder who is behind Katie holding even more flowers?
Seriously MODG. You are like my children after they consume too much sugar. You are unruly. DO NOT cut your own effing bangs already. WTF. Though I congratulate you on using annoyballs. I will work that into conversation today.
And you have a week of this between Christmas and New Years? You need Netfliks. stat!
Totally agree- this week is like a waste! I am at work but the phone doesn't ring and no one emails/answers emails because they are on all vacation!!!
Is that the same Nicole who is Jenny the Bloggess' intern?
I wasn't reading her blog, but I am now because I nearly snorted out loud one post in.
Not that I don't appreciate your blog posts...I do, alot...but WTF Single Guy? Did he opt out this week too? Is that allowed?
You know what...I actually forgot to even ask Single Guy today for a post because I'm just so used to him being a lame ass.
He promised next week. I'm THINKING about letting him back in modg town.
I'm dying over here.
I don't have anything else to add... plus I am not even a little bit smart so I am off to read Nicole's blog. Starting now.
"People annoy me so I like when I can’t find them." YES!!! Couldn't agree more. I also agree that there is f***in nothing on TV and this is PISSING ME OFF. TV rulz and it's f***ing up my life not to have anything to watch. The holidays suck that way.
You are too generous MODG. He has left us hanging for too long now. My dating life has now fallen into the gutter. Send him my thanks.
Girl, you're hilarious! And I change my Facebook profile picture all the time, too. I am way hotter than I look in any of the pictures that I have.
And what's this? Guest posting again? You sure get around!
Hey what's going on? You changed your comment format! I didn't pay $1000 to get Word Press and buy my name domain for nothing! So I'm writing in the name of my real blog:
www.angiemuresan.com
Oh honey, at my age time never stands still. This Ozarks farm chick ends up chasin' it to catch up. Spookdoll....Heeeheeehe! Thanks for the giggle.
You and yours have a Happy New Year!!!
I'm pretty sure we all watched that movie last night.
BITCH. Hello?! Did I tell you what I got for Christmas...workout DVD? DALLAS COWBOY CHEERLEADERS. I can't remember if I told you. I've been drunk for a week.
I love your writing so much. it makes me laugh :))
xoxo
I've got the shakes from DVR withdrawl.
I think you need a drink.
This entry is laced with anger.
I'm glad you chose the camera I recommended. And I'm glad you made the french toast I like.
If you are interested in replacing Sarah, call me.
*hi Sarah!
The week between Christmas and New Years is definitely not a real week!! You're right: nothing happens. It does feel good to relax though.
Totally unrelated. Suri has a whole spread in InTouch. I seriously contemplated scanning it, emailing it you, and calling it a Christmas present.
Yes the gym is empty now, but it'll be packed all January!
The only reason I'd want to be famous is so I could hire a makeup artist and photographers to find my best angle while they provide flattering lighting. Then I'd be happy with a picture of me.
And if that doesn't work, there's always airbrushing.
Of course Sarah would call you out, why wouldn't she? lol
Loved your gues post =)
YES! Television blows right now. I've watched The Hangover like 3 times, and I'm already getting tired of watching baby Carlos jack his little weenis.
By the way, I have a Nikon D5000 and I LOVE it!
First of all, i want some of that frickin boozy French Toast, even though it sounds nasty like it's bread that's all soggy from sitting in vodka all day then fried to perfection (wait, that doesnt sound gross at all now), and second of all, does that doll like chick use that 70 bucks worth of concealer all at one time? Either way, doll like or not, she's hotter than i'll ever be, but if all it takes is using 70 bucks worth of concealer to achieve the doll like state, i might just take out a small loan and buy it in bulk.
My daughter caught me watching the episode of Khloe's wedding and said, "Ill, they look weird." It was the scene where they had no make-up on....yeah funny shit right there. I'm not a fan of Mac. Does anyone else think their shit is all that great cause I sure don't! Sorry!....:)
Her face in that picture reminds me of those pagent toddlers on toddlers & tiaras...aka the best show ever.
Who needs sleeves in December? PLEASE.
wow that is a lot of money on something you wipe off your face every night. crazy! And I bet it doesn't look that good in person!
dude that kim k freaks me the heck out! BUT i love the fact that a monkey peed on her spooky ass this week! HAHAHAAA! sucks for her! too bad it didn't sling poo at her, that would have been priceless! and lucky for me the hubs bought me 7 seasons of Murder She Wrote on dvd so i ALWAYS have something good to watch! BOOYA!
Oh lifetime movies, how I love thee. I actually recorded it so I could watch it.
I tried watching that Kardashian show again last night, and I can honestly say it might be the one reality TV show that is too insulting to my intelligence. I wonder if it's the MAC expeditures to brain cells ratio of the cast that makes it so.
Oh, the hours I've (secretly) spent fiddling with my Facebook avatar. It's the new yearbook photo, except, you know, lives in infamy on the internets forever & is therefore scarier.
I just found you through Nicole and the comments on her Sarah Silverman post... whether you realize it or not, we're internet BFFs. Start the coping process.
Side note: I was at the drug store last night and Kim Kardashian is on the cover of Star sans makeup.
Possibly heavily Photoshopped to look horrid, but there has to be some truth to it.
Also, she is seriously gorgeous. I bet it sucks to be her sister, especially if you are the big manish one.
WTH! I want to be mentioned in Marie Claire. I can't even get a letter to the editor published. I'm not jealous, just indignant. If indignant means jealous.
I knew there was something weird about Kim's face...now you've pointed it out I feel so much better! She DOES look like a spooky ass doll.
PS, your blog makes me happy. You are so stinkin' funny. :)
oh my god the kim k youtube makeup videos with her makeup 'artists' are hilarious.
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