Guess what tomorrow is. Thanksgiving? WRONG. AND I HATE YOU ALONG WITH THE REST OF THE WORLD.
It's actually my BIRTHDAY. I know do you believe it? Of course you do because you thank the universe every day that you found this blog and that my existence is real.
(*Note, I wrote this before Sarah from ALME, my most favorite blog wished me a Happy Birthday now I feel bad. Like 4% bad.)
How can you give me a present you ask? How can I not hate you? Great questions. Here is the gift I'm asking for from each and every one of you:
If reading MODG has made your life better and obviously it has, please share this blog with just one person who has never read before. I KNOW you can do that. Tell them when they get here to let me know who sent them and I will reward you with compliments and pies.
I don't put up ads, I don't hoch you for money, I don't even really borrow your clothes and stain them with bodily fluids. So you can do this for me, for my BIRTHDAY.
Regards,
Wishing you and yours a very happy my birthday.
81 comments:
i have sucked two of my friends into the wonderful world of MODG....but i'm not expecting pies...i fell for that one once already. i will however, force MODG down one more persons throat- because it is your bday and all.
hApPy BiRtHdAy!!! Sure wish we were on our way to KW again this week. "Just livin' my life..." xo
WTF?! Now you tell me this? After I already told my friends to read you? Now I have to go back and edit my blog. Big thanks and bigger birthday wishes to you...
Well I have to say, you have a pretty funny blog. I've been readin for a bit and its good stuff. So I think I will now follow. But don't follow me back b/c my blogs not ready yet. Its getting pretty and put together this weekend. I don't want to ruin your first impression.
HAP, HAP, HAP, HAPPY BIRFDAY (tomorrow)!!! Thanks for willing me to find your blog of fabulousness and suck me in like a black hole!!
~WM
HAPPY THANKSBIRTHGIVINGDAY ... I will pass along to friends who enjoy funny things ... enjoy your turkey with candles! All my best, J
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!
dear ... Martini!
xo
I hope you have a freaking fabulous birthday.
And I want that pie.
I've been raving about MODG for a week now! :)
Hope you have a wonderful BIRTHDAY!! My eMIL's birthday is on Christmas!
Well I guess you'll just have to move to Canada...because it's NOT Thanksgiving here!
Have a happy birthday!
P.S. I would be happy to discuss vaginas, booze, drugs, and porn anytime with ya!
Happy Birthday!
Happy You-Were-Gypped-Out-Of-Your-Own-Day-Birthday!
I'll have some cake and vodka for you!
Happy Birthday girl - hope you have a great one!
xx
Happy Birthday! I am attending 2 parties in your honor! And another on Saturday. If my camera worked, I'd take a picture of myself with a party hat on, just for you. But it doesn't. So it's the thought that counts.
btw- I posted your link in my facebook status update.
YOU'RE WELCOME.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
I will send some friends your way.
;-)
Good idea for a birthday present from your followers! Might be hard for me to find someone that hasn't read your blog, but I will try! Loved your post yesterday about the ridiculous denim shirts with falling leaves! I almost copy and pasted it to send to my mom but thought she might cry!
I hope you have a fabulous birthday!
Have a wonderful birthday sweetie! I have already passed your name around several times! You are great and deserve a wonderful day! Turkey is so overrated!
Happy Birthday lovely lady... I shall pass you on to ALL of my friends tomorrow :)
I tweeted you! I am MommyLisa on Twitter too.
Happy Birthday! I love your blog. I'm having my baby on Friday, so I'm sure she'll grow up battling Birthday v. Thanksgiving, too. Hope you have a great day!
Happy Birthday! XO
Happy birthday! I put a little blurb on my blog for you, so I'm officially done with gift giving until Christmas! Enjoy!
Have a wonderful birthday =)
happy birthday! chew sent me here today... i think im going to like your stufffffff!
Hey - you can come hang at my place tomorrow - no Thanksgiving going on here. We had that last month up in these parts. I'd be happy to get my friends and family together in your honour and throw a little par-tay. Any excuse for cake is a good excuse!
Monique(The SurferWife) sent me over here. And I almost always do what that little blondie says. So send her a pie. Because I'm putting you in my feed reader fo-shizzle.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! At least it's not on Christmas...
My bday sometimes falls on Easter... at least we're not always on tgiving or easter,huh?
I'm sure you'll be hungry for bday cake after your holiday feast...
LOL You are so damn funny. This is just what I needed after being with my family today. A reason to laugh. I'm going to wish you a Happy Birthday today in case I am not able to get online tomorrow, because I will be celebrating your birthday out of town. Love the graphic by the way. The NO!! almost made me pee my pants.
You'll only be one day older tomorrow, but Happy Birthday!
Secretia
Happy Birthday!
I referenced your blog on the phone with one of my besties last night. She should be coming over here, that bitch.
Okay so since I've had kids, I totally can't say happy birthday normally but always think like they say it on the stupid Sprout channel...Happy, Happy Birthday to you...Guess you don't know that one.
Happy Birthday to you!!
Happy birthdayyy :)
We don't celebrate thanks giving anyway, so in my book your birthday takes presidenceee.
Hope you have a lovely day and enjoy yourself lots and lots and lots.
Wishing you every happiness :)
xxx
PS. I've shared your blog with like millions within the past 24 hours or something ridiculous, I feel I've given you a pretty kick arsee birthday present
Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday! I will tell all my crazy, wierd friends about you. pinky promise
Stop by my blog where I have wished you a happy birthday. You're such an attention whore!! hehe
I'll be waiting for my pies.
Do you still get to pick out your birthday dinner? What if you don't WANT turkey?
Happy Birthday!!!
Happy birthday! Have a great MODG day.
I'm sending Ashley from Sugar Britches over... it's her birthday tomorrow too!
http://www.sugarbritchesblog.com/
Happy Birthday!
Okay, I'll send a friend or two over for your birthday because, of course, I love you and your blog! Happy Birthday! It only slightly stinks less than my oldest son's birthday, January 1st! (When he's older he'll probably love it, but now none of his friend are available for a party. We always celebrate a week or so later.)
I've said it once and I'll say it again, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Happy Birthday-giving! :)
Happy birthday! When your friends/family gather around for turkey, know that they are feasting in honor of your birth. Not the pilgrim's friendship with native americans or whatever. If I had the means, I'd hire a plane to sky-write "GO VISIT MODG AT WWW.MARTINISORDIAPERGENIES.COM" I don't know how they'd do the periods, though.
In your honor, our Thanksgiving will be celebrated on Friday so that we can pay appropriate homage to you tomorrow.
So turkeys, thank Amanda- she pardoned you one extra day in this apartment. On HER birthday. She's so generous.
***Happy Birthday!***
My BIL's birthday is the same as yours...so when we are singing to him I'll pretend it's you. Then I'll eat cake(tiramisu) and drink vodka and wine and it'll all be done in your honor. Happy Birthday!
You're wrong too. Tomorrow is Facebook Fail Friday numberrr.. I don't know but it's an important number.
Seriously though happy birthday.
Happy Birthday! Screw the turkeys, it's your day!
I've said it once and I'll say it again, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Work from home India
Happy Birthday. I am sorry you are being upstaged by a bird that can't even fly.
Have a Happy Thanksgiving if you celebrate and a Happy Thursday just to celebrate.Thursday Thirteen
I'm a newbie! So, forget Turkey Day and Happy Birthday!
I know that today is your birthday...so i wanted to write again... i hope you have a truly wonderful day!:)
Hey, Happy Birthday! I am suposed to tell you that Bitch Juicebox sent me. So, go bake her some pies ok. Looking forward to following! Have a great birthday and sorry about the turkey!
Happy Birthday! We don;t celebrate Thanksgiving in the Uk so it is ALL about you :)
Have a great day x
I so totally talk about you all the time... but really should stick to sending links because Suri telling Katie to step off is so much funnier visually...maybe I should print it out and keep it in my wallet?
I semi feel your pain. My birthday is the week before Christmas and people are always too busy going to "work" parties (more like snogging some random guy from billing) to celebrate.
People shouldn't be allowed to have sex in whatever months that make December babies, Thanksgiving Babies.., New Years Day or Eve babies.
Well that what I think anyway...
D'oh
Forgot to say...
Happy Birthday.
May you have a gorgeous day, filled with love, laughter and at least one scrapbook style card featuring Suri.
Cheers
MJ
Happy Birthday yo. Hope you celebrate with lots of food and alcohol.
i'm NOT sharing you. that's like sharing chocolate. I refuse. It's all mine! Wait.. did that just sound super creepy?? yea..good :)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!! Hope you have the BEST twenty-something ;) {hehe} birthday ever!! XO
Happy Birthday!! Very funny post! Love it... Summer from B is for Brown sent me over....
happy happy birthday, MODGy pants!!! does this mean that you're an old woman now? (i can say this bc quasi-bf is an old man.) if i posted your blog address on my facebook status, and over 1,300 people would see it, how much would you heart me? that's what i thought. consider it done.
happy happy day!
Happy Birthday MODG!
A bacon lover sent me!
Happy Birthday to you!
:¬)
Happy Birthday. I'll be pouring one out for my birthday homie.
Monique the Surfer Wife told me to say Happy Birthday... She said you would gie her a pie. I think she might share it with me. I like pie.
Happy BarfDay
CHEERS!!
Happy BarfDay
CHEERS!!
Oh, Happy Birthday, you hot bitch!
My husband's birthday is Saturday. And I love you because you are a Sagittarius.
Please know I would probably leave my husband for you. I'm not a lesbian, but if I was, I would totally call you.
This birthday wish went terrible wrong.
Smooches.
Ohhhhhh you had 69 posts... I am changing that to 70 ;)
Happy happy happy birthday!
I really hope everyone can forget about turkey for two minutes to remember what this day is REALLY about!
Have a great one!
Well, happy birthday it is! Turkey or not, hope it's a great one!
Happy Birhday. Your blog kicks ass, and my DH is just amused by the fact that I found yet another blog to talk about ALL the time.
Hope your day is good! You share it with my Gramma, so I guess your both pretty bad ass.
Queen of Feisty
Happy belated birthday!! I am sure it was fabulous!!
My Aunty Juicebox made me come here to tell you Happy Birthday!!
She used profanity and threatened me, but don't let that mean that my birthday wishes are anything less than sincere. :)
Happy Birthday!!!
Happy Birthday! (2 days late)
I'm going to:
-have a martini in your honor, because, I've earned it.
-link your blog over at mine, cause thats the kind of stalker I am
cheers!
Hope you had a great birthday!! Slash NOT Thanksgiving :)
I have always been in it for the pie.
The only birthday gift you are getting from me is a pre-birthday blog post and you'll like it.
But, if it makes you feel better, S announced to his entire family that I blog and then told them the blog address while all of the younger cousins got on their Blackberries and looked it up at the table, so I am pretty sure you will have some new followers in no time.
I think everyone on my list is already your follower.
Happy birthday, BTW!
Hope you had a great birthday!! Slash NOT Thanksgiving
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